NOTE TO EUROPE: Your Symbolic Deployment Has Been Duly Ignored
I first became aware that President Trump wanted to acquire, or annex, Greenland sometime in 2024. As it turns out, this wasn’t a new idea by the president. Trump first raised it publicly during…
PLAYING NOT TO LOSE: THE PACKERS ARE BETTER THAN THIS
It should be noted that my wife had to talk me down off the roof—where I was threatening to jump—so that I could write this manifesto instead. Before I go there, I want…
HERE’S MY TWO CENTS…
Supposedly there’s a national penny shortage. I haven’t noticed — I’ve got a water bottle full of them in the closet — but we’re told this is serious business. Commissions have been formed.
RENAMING THE KENNEDY CENTER MISSES THE POINT
Ever been to the Kennedy Center in New York City? Me neither. Yet our money helps fund it. The Center receives roughly $45 million per year in federal support, and now President Trump has…
GOVERNOR PRITZKER’S AMBITIONS REQUIRES PROVEN EXECUTIVE LEADERSHIP – AND HASN’T
Political ambition is not a flaw and is often necessary for quality leadership. But ambition must be matched by results, particularly for executives who seek national office. Governors, more than most elected officials, leave…
OUR EXCITING PLANS FOR NEW YEAR’S EVE – YET AGAIN
This New Year’s Eve will mark roughly our 25th anniversary of being sound asleep while much of the rest of the world is out partying like it’s an Olympic event. When it comes…
WHAT WOULD JESUS SAY
Christmas Day, December 25th — the one date Christians chose that Jesus almost certainly wasn’t born on. If the holiday is supposed to celebrate His birthday, we definitely missed the target. Not by hours.
AMERICA DOESN’T NEED TO BE CALIFORNIA 2.0
California governor Gavin Newsom is eyeing a presidential run in 2028. He has openly proclaimed, “I will do for America what I’ve done for California.” All I can say is this: let’s…
WHEN CHARITY STARTS TO LOOK LIKE SHOW BUSINESS
I might be going out on a limb here but am I the only one who is getting tired of seeing Frank Siller of the Tunnel to Towers Foundation (T2T) interviewing celebrities to raise…
