Alan's Commentaries - Page 11 of 12

INDEPENDENT VOTERS

The media like to portray Trump voters as mouth breathing ignorant troglodytes. My buddy Keith and I were driving back home the other day from a golf course that royally kicked our keesters. Well, me…

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VOTING FOR BIDEN?

Ask yourself, are you better off now under Biden! A commentary appeared in a newspaper I also write for that bears mentioning – not so much for its journalistic excellence and insight, but for its…

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WELL, I DONE GOT OLD

The government has proven they are incapable of operating a lemonade stand. It’s official. In the words of Buddy Guy, “Well I done got old.” In a moment of bitter sweetness, I got my first…

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