PUT DOWN THAT DAMN PHONE
What is the cellphone doing to society in general? Did you know that the iPhone that you are reading this message from has over 100,000 times the processing power of the computer used to put…
BIDEN WILL NOT WIN IN 2024 BECAUSE HE WON’T BE ON THE BALLOT
The “prick” known as David Axelrod said something to comrades Phil Mattingly and Poppy Harlow of CNN on November 6ththat upset Biden. So much so, he called him a prick. Mattingly asked Axelrod a…
WELL, I DONE GOT OLD
The government has proven they are incapable of operating a lemonade stand. It’s official. In the words of Buddy Guy, “Well I done got old.” In a moment of bitter sweetness, I got my first…
John Anthony Castro – Asshat of the Month
John Anthony Castro claims to be a Republican from Texas running for president in 2024. I suspect he is no more than another member of the Swamp. He’s sued in 24 states to have Trump’s…
DEMOCRATS ARE DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY
Democrats, the dumpster fire that is the world right now is your fault. With heartfelt apologies, perhaps it’s time we take a break from the wall-to-wall coverage of the death of Matthew Perry to address…
THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE FIASCO
Perhaps they have picked their guy by the time you read this, but I’m doubting it. The Republican party has failed miserably when it comes to naming a Speaker of the House. As of Tuesday,…
BALL FANS SHOULD STOP THE INSANITY
How long will it be until we see the first billion-dollar player. Bleacher Report listed twelve major league baseball players who should get contracts of a hundred million dollars or more during the off-season. Sadly,…
MEANWHILE, BACK IN CHEBANSE
My cousin Chris and I had just come off a serious pop bottle run and were now lounging on the bottom shelf of the magazine rack in Harry’s Chebanse Variety Store. The year was 1969…
HILLARY, DEPROGRAM THIS!
Didja hear Hillary Clinton shot her mouth off again about Trump voters? With a history that might make Al Capone blush, she delights at sticking her face in front of a camera to bloviate about…
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