ASSHAT OF THE MONTH FOR JULY -2024 – KIM CHEATTLE
There were so many candidates for the coveted Asshat of the Month award that I had a hard time coming up with a clear winner. Every week there was an obvious winner, only to be beaten back the next week.
Consider obvious choices, such as Thomas Jolly, the artistic director of the opening of the Olympics ceremony, where he run a bunch of drag queens out to portray the Last Supper thus pissing off 2.4 billion Christians around the world. There was Bonehead Biden for meekly getting forced out of the presidential race and in a wild rant, threatened to change the rules of the Supreme Court. Thomas Crooks tried unsuccessfully to blow Trumps head off, and in the process killed an innocent family man. Kamala Harris, the Democrat nominee for president was a consideration, for sleeping and then blindly finding her way to the top of the Democrat dung pile. Even the people who intend to vote for Kamala were considered, but that would be a candidate for Dumb Ass of the Month, not worthy of Asshat potential.
In the end though, I think the clear winner was Kimberly Cheattle, the former director of the Secret Service. Getting her position simply because she happened to befriend Jill Biden (who is not a doctor), she is either incredibly incompetent, or in on a plot to have Trump assassinated. This gave her a platform to shine above the rest for top Asshat of the month.